Seer Fox
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« on: May 31, 2008, 09:36:57 pm » |
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And another one. Don't worry, I do actually have some (god forbid) fairly serious ones too.
What it is to be Rickrolled
Rickrolled – ‘To be tricked into clicking a Rick Astley Video’
Young Boy goes on the internet, His mind is set, he wants da ****, Women kissing other women, The images give his pants ‘The Horn’.
The Young Boy goes on a forum, Well know for its debauchery, He took his clothes off to be safe, His mum would see the laundery.
He looked around, trawled the site, And a certain thread caught his eye. ‘Hot young schoolgirls getting it on’ Young Boy thought it was worth a try.
So he got a box of tissues And clicked-
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Young Boy reeled in naked horror, These were not the promised schoolgirls, He better think of something fast, Or his parents would hear the-
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
He tried to switch the power off, But-
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Young boy tried hard to mute the sound-
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Young boy didn’t hear his parents. Until mum’s gasp. Father’s eyes.
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
…****.
Ciat, Seer Fox
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