Message #531

[Kentai]

Fire, oh how I love fire. I have this... obsession with it. I burn stuff lots when I'm bored. Fire is awesome, it burns, it can kill, or it can keep you alive. It cooks stuff, which is good, because that stuff tends to be food, and I like food, apart from fish. I don't like fish. But fire is good, yeah. I like fire. It's all light and bright and pretty and random and burney. Without fire we'd probably be extinct, or maybe still in a cave bashing rocks together and watching a spark achieve nothing as we put it on a wet floor. Or something similarly retarded. I wonder who first worked out how to make fire, and in what way they did it. I doubt they used matches. Oooh matches, I still have a burn mark on my finger from that match. Ah well, you're next word is Anus. Enjoy!